I don't know any Russian. I tried hard to figure this out, and below is what I came up with. The text is just for 1 line for a comedy script. We have this bada** Russian actor (fake character) who comes to our town and he says this line. Could you please help me to make it grammatically correct? First English text, than the translation:
My last film I was acting in, was "Mission Impossible" with Tom Cruise. I was the bad guy who wanted to kill everyone and I got killed himself. Not by accident, just Tom Cruise, I mean Ethan Hunt, killed me. Bustard.
Мой последний фильм, который я действовал, была "Миссия невыполнима" с Tom Cruise. Я был плохим парнем, который хотел убить всех, и я убили себя. Не случайно, просто Tom Cruise, я имею в виду Ethan Hunt, убили меня. Дрофы.