Hi. I have got a question about the tense. I have made a situation related to the questioned tense. My friend has just returned from his vacation and now is coming in my office with a present. (He is in front of me rihgt now.) I have to say some words. Probalbly I could say : I did not expect you to give me a present. But, I would like to make a joke like the below. 1. I did not expect you would give me a present. 2. I expected you to give me a present. (If you didn't, I were going not to see you again.) 3. I expected you would give me a present. I'm guessing #1 is not fittable in this situation. (To be honest, I'm not sure. But to me It could seem to sound too rude or sarcastic.) But As for #2 and #3, I have no idea. Are they possible? (If so, which is better?) If they all are not good, would you give good alternative jokes appropraite in the situation? Thanks!