Do you know what would happen if we had no 4th of July in the United States?

[Packard]

We would go from the third of July to the 5th of July.

Enjoy the holiday everyone.

Did anyone notice that they left out "of" in this image? I copied it before I noticed the missing "of". Sorry about that.

 

[swift]

Happy 4th of July, señor Packardo.

And happy 100th “July 4th Ball” anniversary to the staff at Overlook Hotel!

 

[lauranazario]

@Packard
I'm late for the after-party... here's the culprit.

 

[ain'ttranslationfun?]

I'd take a fifth of that if the name wasn't so off-putting. As for what I did on the Fourth, I take the Fifth.

 

[Packard]

When I was young I used to drink bourbon on each 4th of July until I got tipsy. Bourbon is the only alcoholic beverage that originated in the USA, so it seamed patriotic.

That was the only day of the year when I drank bourbon. People around me claimed I was hilariously funny when I drank that all American beverages. I haven’t had any for about 40 years. I should resurrect that fine American tradition.

 

[swift]

Bourbon and a cigar do sound like an all-American tradition to me, Señor Packardo.

 

[manfy]

"Irish-ish Whiskey"

So it's basically a moonshine made by sort of an Irish guy...

 

[ain'ttranslationfun?]

As A. Conan Doyle wrote in (if memory serves) "The Boscombe Valley Mystery", "... moonshine is a brighter thing that fog."

 

[michelmontescuba]

Well, if you had no 4th of July on the US, Roland Emmeric wouldn't have made "Independence Day" and I wouldn't have known Will Smith until "Man in Black". 😄

 

[dojibear]

We would go from the third of July to the 5th of July.

You mean all our calendars would go from rectangles to triangles?

 

[Elizabet97]

there would be some other holiday)))