Hmm, I guess you're right. Basically I was told to write a few sentences about myself for the job purpose, I didn't like the idea so I want to troll it with something hard to understand for those who are not native
I think I get the idea of what you are doing spyd33, but you need to study the meaning of these "fancy" words in a dictionary.
"Ubiquitous" as you probably know means "seeming to be seen everywhere". It is rather a nice word, but I can't see it meaning "at a particular place". It is closer to "all over the place" - "Once a rarity, sushi restaurants are now ubiquitous even in the Greek islands."
It can express slight contempt, because when something is very freely available we tend not to rate it very highly.
An example from Merriam-Webster dictionary:
"by that time cell phones had become ubiquitous, and people had long ceased to be impressed by the sight of one"