I'm dead!

[地獄の森_jigoku_no_mori]

What would be the best way to say "I'm dead！"?
I know of one way 私は死んでいるよ！
Is there a better way to say it or is that the most sufficiant/popular way to say it?

 

[almostfreebird]

Because the man who says "I'm dead" is not really dead, I would say "watashi wa shinda mo douzen da(desu, dayo, yo).

Your example is also good and natural, but it could imply you are a ghost.

 

[Flaminius]

How about, "Shinisooda" or "Shindjauyo"? Or, "Shitai-mo doodzen" (almost a dead body)?

 

[Hiro Sasaki]

I 'm almost dead. = もうだめだ　！　棺（かん）おけに　片足　突っ込んでます。
I have a foot in the tomb.

Hiro Sasaki

 

[Hiro Sasaki]

もう　おだぶつです。　I'm going to die. ( I'll be a Buddha. )


三途の川（　さんずのかわ）　の一歩手前です。　If one is dead. he must cross
the Sanzu-no kawa River to go to the other world.


Hiro Sasaki

 

[Xaphirezst]

How to say "I'm so dead" but in the joking way, you know, for example when you left something important, like your wallet, in the train.