Jeremy Clarkson - lawn bore and verdant test card

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In a text by Jeremy Clarkson I bumped into such phrases, what can they mean : lawn bore, verdant test card.

And then, after you've finished, you can stand back with your hands on your hips and admire the sheer geometric perfection of that verdant test card...
Well done. You are now a lawn bore.
  • Glenfarclas

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    English (American)
    Verdant = green.
    Wikipedia has an article about test cards. Clarkson is thinking of the versions that look like this:

    and he is comparing the stripes to those on lawns that look like this:

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