splash my boots

[robertot]

I have to splash my boots

I was told it means I have to go to the toilettes.
Is that confirmed?
Is it a rude phrase or we can use it to inspire a smile?

 

[Shakazulu]

I have to splash my boots

I was told it means I have to go to the toilettes.
Is that confirmed?
Is it a rude phrase or we can use it to inspire a smile?

As written, it "feels" like an American expression.
The polite expression in English is "I have to wash my hands".
(Ladies used to "powder their noses" but I don't think that expression is still in common use.)
[In parts of Africa, the equivalent is "I have to wash my feet", but in the vernacular, not in English.]
However, your expression seems to be a deliberate reaction against polite expressions and I think would be considered rather vulgar/rude/offensive in most circumstances. Perhaps it would be amusing in some company.
Perhaps AE speakers would be better judges of these matters ...
Hope this helps.
Ciao!

 

[You little ripper!]

To splash one's boots means to urinate. I think it's origin is British. The image is that of a very sloppy urinator.

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